that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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