i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So much Jack, so little girl.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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