thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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