is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
