yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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