Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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