none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Randomize
