I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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