He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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