An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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