oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
