bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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