you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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