are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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