I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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