I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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