No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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