It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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