I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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