this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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