We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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