piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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