Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
