have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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