Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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