I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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