No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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