Well apparently he's into motor boating.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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