The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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