reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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