I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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