I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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