Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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