I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
