Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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