But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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