I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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