put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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