I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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