dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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