Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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