if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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