yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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