whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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