thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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