that's an acceptable place to lick
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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