lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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