I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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