Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i would punch a child for taco bell
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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