I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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