Whod you bang
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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