The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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